Whiskey Tango Flashbacks
A brief exchange with the Great PanJAPdrum yesterday triggered off a memory of a blog he'd told me about -- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Check it out at your risk. Looking over the wares there, I realized that I too had a few WTF moments of my own. So here they are, for your viewin pleasure, a trip round the world, with a difference.
We start our eccentric little circuit off with this beauty from NYC's Lower East Side. Wasn't Chinese take-out supposed to be cheap? Or did the proprietors here just partake of an Honest Red Bean Bun?
Next, from sunny Auckland -- how nice to see a sign that practices what it preaches. Setting a standard by example, I say.
Then we have three gems from Kota Kinabalu, in Sabah, Malaysian Borneo. All three involve interesting conceptual juxtapositions. The first is this logical conjunction of Hotel Full Hua with Soon Fatt. Of course.
Next, stretching it a *little* further, we see this obviously well-meaning instruction. Public health activists, warm your hearts out.
And finally, carrying the WC theme further, here's a radical idea -- co-ed toilets are good for mental health! Hah! Now they tell me.
Coming back down to earth, we find this stern reminder inside a taxi in Port of Spain, Trinidad. Yeah, and don't drink the brown unleaded. Limin'!
Next we travel all the way round the world back home to Hong Kong, land of the free (and 25% off), home of the brave (English-speaker). First with this injunction to take careful aim -- inside one of the largest Chinese products gift emporia in town.
Next is this astonishing concept of a shopping complex cum office building qua blindfold getting a facelift. Works on multiple levels, doesn't it? Feel free to take the elevators on this one.
And just in case you felt you were being short-changed by life, here's a golden opportunity from Pub Street in Siem Reap, Cambodia. See the temples, carv your name and animal on a stamp, how much more fulfilling can life get?
Pretty much, actually, This third Hong Kong beauty comes from a wedding I attended last week. It was a Chinese-French affair, but more than anything else the thing that caught my eye was that the cameraman seemed to have been making do with available technology. Giving the term acid flash a whole new meaning.
Finally, we cap off our flashback tour with this double-whammy at New Delhi's Indira Gandhi International Airport. Not only does the sign at the top right tell us about "Subway Phast Phood" (if you read the Hindi), there's also one at bottom left that reminds us that our travails are aught but an endangered species and we should be thankful we're not being packed off to Sariska or somewhere.
And so to bed.
We start our eccentric little circuit off with this beauty from NYC's Lower East Side. Wasn't Chinese take-out supposed to be cheap? Or did the proprietors here just partake of an Honest Red Bean Bun?
Next, from sunny Auckland -- how nice to see a sign that practices what it preaches. Setting a standard by example, I say.
Then we have three gems from Kota Kinabalu, in Sabah, Malaysian Borneo. All three involve interesting conceptual juxtapositions. The first is this logical conjunction of Hotel Full Hua with Soon Fatt. Of course.
Next, stretching it a *little* further, we see this obviously well-meaning instruction. Public health activists, warm your hearts out.
And finally, carrying the WC theme further, here's a radical idea -- co-ed toilets are good for mental health! Hah! Now they tell me.
Coming back down to earth, we find this stern reminder inside a taxi in Port of Spain, Trinidad. Yeah, and don't drink the brown unleaded. Limin'!
Next we travel all the way round the world back home to Hong Kong, land of the free (and 25% off), home of the brave (English-speaker). First with this injunction to take careful aim -- inside one of the largest Chinese products gift emporia in town.
Next is this astonishing concept of a shopping complex cum office building qua blindfold getting a facelift. Works on multiple levels, doesn't it? Feel free to take the elevators on this one.
And just in case you felt you were being short-changed by life, here's a golden opportunity from Pub Street in Siem Reap, Cambodia. See the temples, carv your name and animal on a stamp, how much more fulfilling can life get?
Pretty much, actually, This third Hong Kong beauty comes from a wedding I attended last week. It was a Chinese-French affair, but more than anything else the thing that caught my eye was that the cameraman seemed to have been making do with available technology. Giving the term acid flash a whole new meaning.
Finally, we cap off our flashback tour with this double-whammy at New Delhi's Indira Gandhi International Airport. Not only does the sign at the top right tell us about "Subway Phast Phood" (if you read the Hindi), there's also one at bottom left that reminds us that our travails are aught but an endangered species and we should be thankful we're not being packed off to Sariska or somewhere.
And so to bed.
22 Comments:
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Wish the last one was a little clearer :). Couldn't seem to look away from blue-turban guy for some reason. Puzzling.
Not being much of a photographer, I have to ask; What's the great advantage of putting a big bag of chips over your camera flash? Seems to defeat the purpose to me. But then again, what do I know.
MT: That's how you keep those chips warm and crisp.
Then again, gives the sentence "I think Uncle Chipps just flashed" a whole new meaning.
And I thought that's what they meant by feed line.
My all-time favourite has to be this government-run child bear shop.
km:
glad you liked a couple - what about the other nine?
revealed:
i'll have to look closer at him - maybe he was munching on a slice of pizza?
mt, km, revealed:
hahaha yes. this guy had actually wrapped the bag round the back of his flash unit, presumable to direct and maybe also reflect the light forwards.
rahul:
ah, off your vegetarian ways? or do you just go for the apple that they serve up in the bear's mouth?
Haaaaa! Nice!!
Oh come, no child bears were harmed in the making of that shop's menu.
Would you eat a child bear (as opposed to drinking one)? I know lots of carnivores who would be horrified by it -- or by eating a child dog or a child dolphin -- but other child mammals, or adult mammals, are fair game.
NO good comes from any exchanges with JAP. Except this. Such fun!
Good stuff!
I should be careful with you when I tell you to "Give Way" ...
persp inc:
thanks :-)
rahul:
yes, i think i would (unless they're a protected species). at least once.
ph:
come on, give the man more credit! (and imagine what we could do with a picture of him :-D)
abi:
hey, don't blame the innocent bystander!
Speaking of which, I want the picture you mentioned in the comments of the previous post. I can buy drinks. Very yummy drinks. Think about it!
which picture? one of the balcony ones? feel free to download them - i've got tons more.
Hmmm....so the one thing I know for sure from this post (I already knew this - but this post just reinforced that!) - you travel way tooo much!
" i love the one of you with your arm inside the fishing bucket in sai kung -- that one's a keeper" That one. And any of the infamous hat? :P
szerelem:
hmm, and a summer from hell coming up.
ph:
ohhh, for that you'll have to ask the Man himself. i fear lest He Sit On Me.
summer from hell in terms of shifting or travelling??
And piffle is over and some pics are up :)
both. and thanks!
haha. the funniest one i ever saw, and couldn't take a photo of was a sign visible on the train from waltikon to zurich. it said in big bold letters "Go Home Pizza," which led to us scratching our heads for most part of that journey.
We finally realized they meant "take away pizza."
Haha. Which is why we offered drinks, it will numb the pain.
scout:
reminds me of a joke my parents crack about a fancy new restaurant in calcutta in the 50s, which had this big sign saying "ITALIAN TAKE-AWAY" or something of the sort. a local wit opened a shop next door with an equally big sign saying "BENGALI BRING BACK".
ph:
offer him drinks adequately enough and maybe he won't be able to sit :-D
either way i dig my heels in and insist it is between the two of youse. leave me out of it!
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