Matters of great social and political import
- HOW does Barack Obama (and every other politician) get SUCH a perfect dimple in their tie? Do they have a special tie-knotter in their retinue?
- IS Hillary Clinton really a closet-cult satanist?
- and WHY does Preity Zinta look like mashed potatoes?
Things I have learned in the last 2 hours and 48 minutes --
- If you start a hindimowie after 8 pm, don't expect your freedom before 11.
- If you start chatting during said hindipitcher, don't expect to know why Dimple Kapadia died.