Matters of great social and political import
Things I want to know right now --
- HOW does Barack Obama (and every other politician) get SUCH a perfect dimple in their tie? Do they have a special tie-knotter in their retinue?
- IS Hillary Clinton really a closet-cult satanist?
- and WHY does Preity Zinta look like mashed potatoes?
Things I have learned in the last 2 hours and 48 minutes --
- If you start a hindimowie after 8 pm, don't expect your freedom before 11.
- If you start chatting during said hindipitcher, don't expect to know why Dimple Kapadia died.
- HOW does Barack Obama (and every other politician) get SUCH a perfect dimple in their tie? Do they have a special tie-knotter in their retinue?
- IS Hillary Clinton really a closet-cult satanist?
- and WHY does Preity Zinta look like mashed potatoes?
Things I have learned in the last 2 hours and 48 minutes --
- If you start a hindimowie after 8 pm, don't expect your freedom before 11.
- If you start chatting during said hindipitcher, don't expect to know why Dimple Kapadia died.
posted by Tabula Rasa | 3/21/2008 10:36:00 AM
7 Comments:
duh - she had drinking problem. effed up her liver. or something.
rule # 3756 - if a woman drinks in hindi picture, she is a) floozy, b) alcoholic, c) dead, d) all of the above.
updating rule #3756 to add:
d) divorced e) all of the above
It is a truth nationally acknowledged that a woman who is happily married will never drink.
Tie-dimple, Dimple Kapadia, Preity Zinta...er...you missed golf balls.
/My Jerry Garcia ties give me *awesome* tie-dimples most of the times.
//Dimple died for Humanity and Freedom and better Sanitary Conditions.
otp, veena:
you are krakt. she was indeed. and also v scary to look at. it all comes together.
km:
you are right - what super associations.
you have JG *ties*? how capitalist. i have just one. to make a point. plus it was a gift.
hahaha, im not supposed to laugh because it puts undue strain on my hastily patched up forehead (some of my nerves are dead, so you can sorta touch my forehead without me realizing it, but that's another story) and your hindimowie, hindipitcher and krakt thing literally krak'd me up.
keep amusing me. i need it. i have to start going for truama-counselling sessions a week from now. it's ahem, serious.
Oh, it's quite simple to figure out how she died in the hindimowies, silly.
Either the loin ate her up or she got caught in the voilent roits!
ghost:
touchy.
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